Taco Bell and Philosophy

Today as I was minding my own business in the prison that is my academic career and the shackels that is the building I work in, I found two Taco Bell hot sauces on my desk.  One said "If you never do, you'll never know" and the other said "I'm up for it if you are"...Who in god's name decided that I should be lectured by TACO BELL SAUCES...WHY ARE TACO BELL SAUCES SO PHILOSOPHICAL?? WHY AM I BEING LECTURED BY THEM....okay...I'll stop...BUT SERIOUSLY, WHY??  I don't need YOU. YOU DON'T KNOW ME...I know me, I think, I am.  WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT....Anyways, don't take any from hot sauces...even if they are "fire"...